Bob's bitter side comes out when discussing James' ambition to become an investment banker.
Robert: what you got for me?
James: i'm googling firms that invest in oil and gas properties, cant find any
Sent at 11:02 AM on Tuesday
me: http://www.simmonsco-intl.com/company_recruiting.asp
Robert: for what purpose?
James: i think it would be interesting work
and lucrative
Robert: I heard about a company that does that
Big Cat Oil LLC
James: i heard the guy who started that tried to build a moat around his house and died
Robert: sounds like that moat was moot.
James: i know
check this out
http://www.pcrecruiter.net/pcrbin/reg5.exe?i1=WEBGUEST&i2=147917038444243&i3=DETAIL&i4=147917038444243&i5=&i6=&i7=&i8=8%2f9%2f2011%201:05:44%20PM&hash=741321998&i10=Equity%20Research%20E%26P%20Technical%20Specialist&pcr-id=lplo4AywUcVMc0prnAsjLTWNKh7NYE0O2akoHaBNrx1uk%2b%2fW5F%2fZWMRiprVpyRNYkSOX0E8QL95o%0d%0akYa5tDjgq0CcpDKtoADc%2fCmiWmDIzE9gOaaPFdu6nYJn4gAT%2fMjsVmXiC5Ub56rb3IDMhh3Sy20%3d%0d%0a
perfect
Sent at 11:07 AM on Tuesday
Robert: perfect?
James: thats what i want to do one day
that exact job
but not in houston
Robert: That will never happen
James: what will?
Robert: You will never have that job
James: bitter bob
Robert: just pulling a page out of your book, nay saying
hey fuck you buddy, you are the one who always nay says.
giving you a taste of your own medicine
James: beligerent bob
haha
Robert: Angry Allen
James: i will have that job and then i will come back beat you with a stack of $100 bills
whilst weaping saying "you made me do this"
then i will take a shit all over everything you hold dear
Robert: haha good luck
you will have to get through my moat first
James: i will forge the moat on a homemade craft and scale your wall
with a hook and rope aparatus
Robert: thats just what I wanted you to do, in the confusion I escaped via my submarine and filled my moat with acid
you are quite marooned sir
James: my craft is made of lab grade plastic that can withstand your acid moat
and my suprior oarsman skills will chase down your sub
Robert: I intercepted the supplier and put a fatal weakness in the chemistry of your boat
you will be quite sunk
James: you will never know the location of my workshop or supply chain. It will be a lockbox of mystery
Robert: "Another thing about the lock box, you might think you know the location of the lock box, but you do not.
me: indeed
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
| James: HALF PIPE IN THE OLYMPICS, FUCK YA BRA' James: haha. I'm sure thats what the greeks had in mind alcoholic, stoned long hairs doing flips in snow Robert: Get off your high horse. The Greek Olympics were a bunch of naked gay dudes rubbing up each other with no chicks allowed. When you can get a sprinter, or any other athlete, to hit a half pipe and get 22 feet of air then you can talk. James: Gay dudes... The way it should be MEMORY 0/06/11 Robert: oh, think you will remember anything important? James: we'll see... I was not expecting a joke, thought it was too easy' Robert: that joke was gold James: twas not Robert: twats twaz CONCERTS JBT red rocks? Robert: not sure James: spanish question Robert: that is top 3 concerts I have ever seen guy it talented James: can i pelvic thrust in the crowd? James: shit, check on that and then i'll let you know Robert: looks like we are heading for a government shut down James: told ya, what does schuesler think about this Robert: havent talked to him about it, all the dems fault BECK and MILLS James: a hint of progress Robert: nah, maybe for Fox, but not for America. Wherever he goes he will have more people listening to him than any rational person can ever dream of. James: he will go on after Rush Limbaugh Robert: The fact that Limbaugh is still alive is a medical mystery. The guy has to have a heart the size of a watermelon. Robert: I think that is from se7en James: you googled it, and yes thats what its from Robert: I did not. I watched that movie on Monday for the first time ever James: did Robert: and that is where I got the watermelon quote James: isn't that convenient Robert: except I couldnt remember what he said, so I said watermelon... honest truth. I often google, but not this time. James: who said it? Robert: Mills Pitt Detective David Mills James: haha correct Robert: I though Morgan Freeman was the killer the whole time. James: you could barely hear it when he said it Robert: it stuck out in my mind, as it did yours apparently. James: takes an astute knowledge of Pitt to pick up that line I should know that any quote you make is from a Pitt movie GEOLOGIST are Queers Robert: alcohol? James: no the picture on the right side, less than a 1/4 way down i guess Robert: ah pitt James: as a geologist Robert: your favoirte geologist portrayl James: it was Robert: this is my favorite petroleum engineer protrayl or James: yeah Harry Stamper was pretty cool Robert: or perhaps the best ever James: A.J, not so much. He was a little green James: he was a geologist Robert: nay James: yah Robert: GOOGLE QUEST! Robert: hahahahaha James: just took an office poll, unanimous choice was geologist rockhound Robert: haha says the geologist in your hole in the ground James: at the beginning of the movie Lewis was a silver prospector for the USGS, dont know many PE's who did that Who also worked for the USGS however he was involved in drilling and devised drilling and production methods so I would have to say that he was both more of a geologist though. James: like most great men have you seen the mansion he built Robert: nope only the movie version James: google the Edward L. Doheny mansion in L.A Robert: haha jesus that is how an oil man lives James: thats right rub it in everybodies face, thats what i would do do you know how to interpret compresional strength data? Youngs modulus, Poisons Ratio ect? Robert: although I remeber all those concepts, I would have to do some reading before calculating them again. James: thats what i have. I just want to know what I can do with it in a presentation in terms of reservoir quality ect... Robert: you are welcome to my res 2 book, but I cant help you out haha James: damn Robert: ah brazilian tensile stregnth James: does that mean its been shaved? Robert: waxed generally James: take note, thats good comedy Robert: haha ok James: work on a presentation that i have no idea what i'm presenting on yet Robert: Just get a strobe like and some puppies you will be ok James: haven't heard much James: no, i already have one just not a road bike Robert: mustache? James: poor comedy, too predicable Robert: my comedy puts you on your ass at every step James: haha that was good Robert: My comedy can not be denyed Liam Gallagher James: you will by the time im done with you Robert: I think all their songs sound the same no I have tried I listened to them a lot and I just dont like the singer James: that would be liam Robert: indeed but if I said I dont like Liam you would ask why and I would then say, "I dont like his singing" it sounds like he is hammered and has a family of foxes living in his throat and I dont like the over trebeled music In that video you just sent me you cant make out a single word he is saying |
Friday, March 25, 2011
James and Bob's conversation about a recent UFO sighting in Boulder
"Me" is James is this conversation. and "Robert" is of course Bob.
Recently there was a reported UFO sighting outside Boulder, Colorado. Upon showing Bob the Youtube video, the following conversation ensued. It details Bob's stance that aliens do exist but have never been to Earth, and James' stance that aliens exist and have been to Earth.
Recently there was a reported UFO sighting outside Boulder, Colorado. Upon showing Bob the Youtube video, the following conversation ensued. It details Bob's stance that aliens do exist but have never been to Earth, and James' stance that aliens exist and have been to Earth.
12:45 PM Robert: If the solar system was drawn to scale, and the earth was the size of a pea,Pluto would be 9 miles away and the size of a bacteria. Pluto is 1/50,000 of the way to the edge of the solar system.
aliens do exist, but they have never been to earth.
12:47 PM me: thats imposible to know, the earth 4.6 billion years old
Robert: It is statistically impossible given our current knowlege of the universe
until that changes I am sticking by the conclusion that aliens have never been to earth
12:48 PM even if they could travel at near light speed it would take 20 years to get to the closest earth like planet
thats .999999999 light speed
12:49 PM in earth years it would be thousands of years
and why would a race that ineligent just hang out in red lights
me: your assuming that they travel like we do by some sort of vehicle, there are more than three dimentions in the universe, they can travel that way
12:50 PM Robert: very true
but given our current knowledge of the universe this is impossible
therefore given the information I have come to the only conclusion possible.
12:51 PM me: it should be the exact opposite, we know so little so there is some much more that is possible
Robert: you cant make a conclusions based on unknown data
me: im a geologist, thats what i do
12:52 PM Robert: if I told you there was a high posibility that there is a highly advanced race of mole people that live 1200 miles under the surface of the earth would you believe me?
12:53 PM me: no because i know 1200 miles under the surface is molten rock
cant live there
Robert: oh ya
have you been there?
you are using the same logic against me
12:54 PM me: the data supports it, seismic S waves cannot travel through liquid
Robert: so you are using aviliable data to make a conclusion?
me: there is also a geothermal gradient, gets very hot the deeper you go
Robert: indeed, I know all this
12:55 PM me: a mole being a mammal cannot live in those conditions
Robert: I was just trying to highlight to you that using data you can say there is a very low possibility of mole people.
12:56 PM checkmate
hahahahahaha
me: im not done yet
Robert: waiting...
12:57 PM me: i still a a wrook and bishop in play
Robert: I have your queen
me: queens are week and emotional like all women, i;m better off without here
her
Robert: it will take some pretty fancy manuevering to get out of this one
1:02 PM me: probability would state that in a never ending and continuously expanding area there cannot be only one form of intelligent life. We are most likely the dumbest form of intelligent life. based on the fact that there are more than 3 dimentions in the universe time travel is possible. if some form of life has figured that out they could come and go as they pleased without us knowing. or until some hippy in boulder acidentally spots one. the being driving that ship prob got chinese style executed when he got home
Robert: typing typing away, what will he say?
me: for being spotted
1:05 PM Robert: 1st point, I agree there is most ceriantly other inteligent life. We are probably not the dumbest form of inteligent life, that statement in itself is a contradiction. There are more than 4 dimensions. Time travel backwards is probably not possible. IT would create a paradox, although if there is truly an infinite number of paraelle universes then you could travel between them and perhaps a universe exactly like your own but seconds in the past.
1:08 PM So in conclusions, knowing the unimmaginable distance that any life would have to travel, and given universal max speed of light, there is a very low (statistically impossible) odds that other life has traveled to earth. Also the fact that we have never picked up on any alien transmittion and even if they were watching us through a telescope they would be watching Christoper Collumbus sail the ocean blue, not our advanced technology we now have.
1:10 PM me: ahhh queen to Wrook/Knight three, good move
Robert: those lights were something else first, something statistically more probable. If you can prove that they were not airplanes, flares, swamp gas, a hoax, or even the spontanious combustion of oxygen in high atmosphere (all of which have a higher probability) then maybe I will consider your hypothesis of alien life.
1:11 PM me: engineers have no imaginationRobert: ok it was aliens
me: i'm not saying it was
but it could be
Robert: it was a whole ship full of big titted super model aliens that want your seed.
1:12 PM me: also if you look at the video the lights form a triangle shape, but the interlimb angles of the triangle change through the video.
haha
1:13 PM it starts out isosceles (much like the shape of my head) and end in a right triangle geometry
Robert: hahah
1:14 PM me: why the shape change?
Robert: That was a classic JT quote "Go talk to that girl"
"Oh, I cant talk to her, she has a whole additional angle, shes got 90 deg on me."
"Oh, I cant talk to her, she has a whole additional angle, shes got 90 deg on me."
make a triangle with you hands
now tilt that triangle away from your face
the angles change
1:15 PM me: a solid object cant change shape like that
Robert: sure it can
if it changes angle of attack
1:16 PM and who said it was solid
looks like flares on parachutes
1:17 PM me: its like lights on the corners of something like a plane they are in a fixed position
1:18 PM me: look at the video again
Robert: dropped from a military trainerme: damn that was a good counter video. I've lost my bishop.
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