Bob's bitter side comes out when discussing James' ambition to become an investment banker.
Robert: what you got for me?
James: i'm googling firms that invest in oil and gas properties, cant find any
Sent at 11:02 AM on Tuesday
me: http://www.simmonsco-intl.com/company_recruiting.asp
Robert: for what purpose?
James: i think it would be interesting work
and lucrative
Robert: I heard about a company that does that
Big Cat Oil LLC
James: i heard the guy who started that tried to build a moat around his house and died
Robert: sounds like that moat was moot.
James: i know
check this out
http://www.pcrecruiter.net/pcrbin/reg5.exe?i1=WEBGUEST&i2=147917038444243&i3=DETAIL&i4=147917038444243&i5=&i6=&i7=&i8=8%2f9%2f2011%201:05:44%20PM&hash=741321998&i10=Equity%20Research%20E%26P%20Technical%20Specialist&pcr-id=lplo4AywUcVMc0prnAsjLTWNKh7NYE0O2akoHaBNrx1uk%2b%2fW5F%2fZWMRiprVpyRNYkSOX0E8QL95o%0d%0akYa5tDjgq0CcpDKtoADc%2fCmiWmDIzE9gOaaPFdu6nYJn4gAT%2fMjsVmXiC5Ub56rb3IDMhh3Sy20%3d%0d%0a
perfect
Sent at 11:07 AM on Tuesday
Robert: perfect?
James: thats what i want to do one day
that exact job
but not in houston
Robert: That will never happen
James: what will?
Robert: You will never have that job
James: bitter bob
Robert: just pulling a page out of your book, nay saying
hey fuck you buddy, you are the one who always nay says.
giving you a taste of your own medicine
James: beligerent bob
haha
Robert: Angry Allen
James: i will have that job and then i will come back beat you with a stack of $100 bills
whilst weaping saying "you made me do this"
then i will take a shit all over everything you hold dear
Robert: haha good luck
you will have to get through my moat first
James: i will forge the moat on a homemade craft and scale your wall
with a hook and rope aparatus
Robert: thats just what I wanted you to do, in the confusion I escaped via my submarine and filled my moat with acid
you are quite marooned sir
James: my craft is made of lab grade plastic that can withstand your acid moat
and my suprior oarsman skills will chase down your sub
Robert: I intercepted the supplier and put a fatal weakness in the chemistry of your boat
you will be quite sunk
James: you will never know the location of my workshop or supply chain. It will be a lockbox of mystery
Robert: "Another thing about the lock box, you might think you know the location of the lock box, but you do not.
me: indeed
