Investment Banking and Moats

Bob's bitter side comes out when discussing James' ambition to become an investment banker.
Robert:  what you got for me?
 James:  i'm googling firms that invest in oil and gas properties, cant find any
 Sent at 11:02 AM on Tuesday
 me:  http://www.simmonsco-intl.com/company_recruiting.asp
 Robert:  for what purpose?
 James:  i think it would be interesting work
and lucrative
 Robert:  I heard about a company that does that
Big Cat Oil LLC
 James:  i heard the guy who started that tried to build a moat around his house and died
 Robert:  sounds like that moat was moot.
 James:  i know
check this out
http://www.pcrecruiter.net/pcrbin/reg5.exe?i1=WEBGUEST&i2=147917038444243&i3=DETAIL&i4=147917038444243&i5=&i6=&i7=&i8=8%2f9%2f2011%201:05:44%20PM&hash=741321998&i10=Equity%20Research%20E%26P%20Technical%20Specialist&pcr-id=lplo4AywUcVMc0prnAsjLTWNKh7NYE0O2akoHaBNrx1uk%2b%2fW5F%2fZWMRiprVpyRNYkSOX0E8QL95o%0d%0akYa5tDjgq0CcpDKtoADc%2fCmiWmDIzE9gOaaPFdu6nYJn4gAT%2fMjsVmXiC5Ub56rb3IDMhh3Sy20%3d%0d%0a
perfect
 Sent at 11:07 AM on Tuesday
 Robert:  perfect?
 James:  thats what i want to do one day
that exact job
but not in houston
 Robert:  That will never happen
 James:  what will?
 Robert:  You will never have that job
 James:  bitter bob
 Robert:  just pulling a page out of your book, nay saying
hey fuck you buddy, you are the one who always nay says.
giving you a taste of your own medicine
 James:  beligerent bob
haha
 Robert:  Angry Allen
 James:  i will have that job and then i will come back beat you with a stack of $100 bills
whilst weaping saying "you made me do this"
then i will take a shit all over everything you hold dear
 Robert:  haha good luck
you will have to get through my moat first
 James:  i will forge the moat on a homemade craft and scale your wall
with a hook and rope aparatus
 Robert:  thats just what I wanted you to do, in the confusion I escaped via my submarine and filled my moat with acid
you are quite marooned sir
 James:  my craft is made of lab grade plastic that can withstand your acid moat
and my suprior oarsman skills will chase down your sub
 Robert:  I intercepted the supplier and put a fatal weakness in the chemistry of your boat
you will be quite sunk
 James:  you will never know the location of my workshop or supply chain.  It will be a lockbox of mystery
 Robert:  "Another thing about the lock box, you might think you know the location of the lock box, but you do not.
 me:  indeed