| James: HALF PIPE IN THE OLYMPICS, FUCK YA BRA' James: haha. I'm sure thats what the greeks had in mind alcoholic, stoned long hairs doing flips in snow Robert: Get off your high horse. The Greek Olympics were a bunch of naked gay dudes rubbing up each other with no chicks allowed. When you can get a sprinter, or any other athlete, to hit a half pipe and get 22 feet of air then you can talk. James: Gay dudes... The way it should be MEMORY 0/06/11 Robert: oh, think you will remember anything important? James: we'll see... I was not expecting a joke, thought it was too easy' Robert: that joke was gold James: twas not Robert: twats twaz CONCERTS JBT red rocks? Robert: not sure James: spanish question Robert: that is top 3 concerts I have ever seen guy it talented James: can i pelvic thrust in the crowd? James: shit, check on that and then i'll let you know Robert: looks like we are heading for a government shut down James: told ya, what does schuesler think about this Robert: havent talked to him about it, all the dems fault BECK and MILLS James: a hint of progress Robert: nah, maybe for Fox, but not for America. Wherever he goes he will have more people listening to him than any rational person can ever dream of. James: he will go on after Rush Limbaugh Robert: The fact that Limbaugh is still alive is a medical mystery. The guy has to have a heart the size of a watermelon. Robert: I think that is from se7en James: you googled it, and yes thats what its from Robert: I did not. I watched that movie on Monday for the first time ever James: did Robert: and that is where I got the watermelon quote James: isn't that convenient Robert: except I couldnt remember what he said, so I said watermelon... honest truth. I often google, but not this time. James: who said it? Robert: Mills Pitt Detective David Mills James: haha correct Robert: I though Morgan Freeman was the killer the whole time. James: you could barely hear it when he said it Robert: it stuck out in my mind, as it did yours apparently. James: takes an astute knowledge of Pitt to pick up that line I should know that any quote you make is from a Pitt movie GEOLOGIST are Queers Robert: alcohol? James: no the picture on the right side, less than a 1/4 way down i guess Robert: ah pitt James: as a geologist Robert: your favoirte geologist portrayl James: it was Robert: this is my favorite petroleum engineer protrayl or James: yeah Harry Stamper was pretty cool Robert: or perhaps the best ever James: A.J, not so much. He was a little green James: he was a geologist Robert: nay James: yah Robert: GOOGLE QUEST! Robert: hahahahaha James: just took an office poll, unanimous choice was geologist rockhound Robert: haha says the geologist in your hole in the ground James: at the beginning of the movie Lewis was a silver prospector for the USGS, dont know many PE's who did that Who also worked for the USGS however he was involved in drilling and devised drilling and production methods so I would have to say that he was both more of a geologist though. James: like most great men have you seen the mansion he built Robert: nope only the movie version James: google the Edward L. Doheny mansion in L.A Robert: haha jesus that is how an oil man lives James: thats right rub it in everybodies face, thats what i would do do you know how to interpret compresional strength data? Youngs modulus, Poisons Ratio ect? Robert: although I remeber all those concepts, I would have to do some reading before calculating them again. James: thats what i have. I just want to know what I can do with it in a presentation in terms of reservoir quality ect... Robert: you are welcome to my res 2 book, but I cant help you out haha James: damn Robert: ah brazilian tensile stregnth James: does that mean its been shaved? Robert: waxed generally James: take note, thats good comedy Robert: haha ok James: work on a presentation that i have no idea what i'm presenting on yet Robert: Just get a strobe like and some puppies you will be ok James: haven't heard much James: no, i already have one just not a road bike Robert: mustache? James: poor comedy, too predicable Robert: my comedy puts you on your ass at every step James: haha that was good Robert: My comedy can not be denyed Liam Gallagher James: you will by the time im done with you Robert: I think all their songs sound the same no I have tried I listened to them a lot and I just dont like the singer James: that would be liam Robert: indeed but if I said I dont like Liam you would ask why and I would then say, "I dont like his singing" it sounds like he is hammered and has a family of foxes living in his throat and I dont like the over trebeled music In that video you just sent me you cant make out a single word he is saying |
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
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Hahahaha so funny, you guys are awesome!
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